BAD LANGUAGE ALERT - RANT
So I'm driving down to town to pick up some beers for a BBQ at my parents tonight and there's a little bottle neck what people slow down for. I slow down, see its clear so cruise through only to be met half way by some little male sexual organ in his poorly modified Astra doing about 50mph.
The spotty faced little female reproductive organ has no where to go so I end up having to bang up the kerb to avoid him hitting me. I stop and he floors it off. I hear his bean can 'wikkid bad innit' zorst as he tears off. The result....one damaged front wheel...
Male reproductive organ head in the Astras long gone how so no point going after having a chat and getting some cash off him to get it refurbed. So I'm now going to have to get it done and pay for it myself.
The little solid bodily waste was driving a previous generation black astra with chrome wing mirrors. He also had his frightfully ugly lady companion in the passenger seat looking rather lovely with her 'combed with a pork chop' hair'. She had poor taste in earings.
Dad thinks he's seen the car before so it might be local. I'm here for a few days, its not a very big place so I'll be doing my best to catch up with the little solid human waste and educating him.