Please do not feel "sorry" for my car. I can personally gaurantee you it is A1 (impeccably so) both cosmetically and mechanically. And thats anytime circumstancially inclusive. Infact I would be very suprised If yours was tidier and more pristine (cosmetically and mechanically)....Did you hear that? It was the sound of a gauntlet being thrown down.....I have used something on my car that is un-convential yet 101% effective. It hasn't done anything you negative bunch said it would do. The leather hasn't contracted, there is no cracking, and the sunlight is having absolutely no bearing on the finish. Take heed from the fact, IT HAS WORKED. Plain and simple. And worked very well. Now please, in the name of god, GET OVER IT. I am sorry (really) that I have ****** on your car-washing/cleaning/detailing bonfire by using something that isn't specifically targeted at car leather. I really didn't expect you to bring it up in a new/fresh thread (i.e. this one), it's obviously cut you very deeply....
Ref slang, "wind it in" translated "wind your neck in" (sorry, my military lingo got the better of me, I will strive to use ordinary text that you can grasp/understand) simply means stop making unwarranted comments, and "my old potatoe" simply means mate/chum/pal/mara/buddy etc etc.
Once again sorry for ******* on your detailing fire......If LTT or Gliptone stop your commission I will come to your place and hug you, then I will make you a cup of tea and tuck you into bed. Can't be fairer than that!
Thanks for reading!
-Ollie
P.S.......Seriously, get over it!...........