jonmusicman
Registered User
Well I must admit I thought it was going to be fun when the snow arrived in the Midlands until I had to drive in it!
My dashboard now looks like Blackpool illuminations. I've got the ESP, ABS and brake warning light flashing like mad. And just to make it worse I smacked 2 of my alloys on the curb after the car started sliding. The car was pathetic when it came to a slight incline.
I'm pretty sure the ESP is F#@*d, it was rubbish in the snow anyway. Better call my insurance company about my wheels.
Oh by the way, this made me laugh. Picture this...It's snowing very hard, roads very icy and it's nose to tail everywhere. I'd moved about 50 meters in last hour or so...
As my ESP light and ABS light came on so as I was not going any place soon I phoned Audi...
Me: Hi can I speak to service please?
Audi: I'm sorry sir they have all left due to the snow
Me: Ok, can I talk to someone in sales?
Audi: Yes sir hang on
Audi: Hello how can I help?
Me: I'm not sure if this is more of a service question but... my ESP and ABS light are staying on and my brake warning light is flashing. Do you know what it means?
Audi: Mmmm, sounds like the EPS isn't working. You need to press the ESP button on the dash
Me: Yes, done that it's done nothing
Audi: Mmmm right, sounds like your brakes arn't working. You'd better slow down
Me: I'm not moving I'm stuck in miles of traffic. I haven't moved in ages
Audi: You will need to call the RAC!!!
Great why didn't I think of that? The RAC must be able to fly after all just like in the advert. Even in the snow!!!!
My dashboard now looks like Blackpool illuminations. I've got the ESP, ABS and brake warning light flashing like mad. And just to make it worse I smacked 2 of my alloys on the curb after the car started sliding. The car was pathetic when it came to a slight incline.
I'm pretty sure the ESP is F#@*d, it was rubbish in the snow anyway. Better call my insurance company about my wheels.
Oh by the way, this made me laugh. Picture this...It's snowing very hard, roads very icy and it's nose to tail everywhere. I'd moved about 50 meters in last hour or so...
As my ESP light and ABS light came on so as I was not going any place soon I phoned Audi...
Me: Hi can I speak to service please?
Audi: I'm sorry sir they have all left due to the snow
Me: Ok, can I talk to someone in sales?
Audi: Yes sir hang on
Audi: Hello how can I help?
Me: I'm not sure if this is more of a service question but... my ESP and ABS light are staying on and my brake warning light is flashing. Do you know what it means?
Audi: Mmmm, sounds like the EPS isn't working. You need to press the ESP button on the dash
Me: Yes, done that it's done nothing
Audi: Mmmm right, sounds like your brakes arn't working. You'd better slow down
Me: I'm not moving I'm stuck in miles of traffic. I haven't moved in ages
Audi: You will need to call the RAC!!!
Great why didn't I think of that? The RAC must be able to fly after all just like in the advert. Even in the snow!!!!