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    I need a car that can travel on water like Lord



    ebay auction
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    Re: I need a car that can travel on water like Lord


    how much![img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jawdrop.gif[/img] looks awfully tall for a quattro like it's on stilts [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    Re: I need a car that can travel on water like Lord

    I think if you have enough money to buy an A4 for 9,588,000 dollars, you might as well go with a jet.

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    Re: I need a car that can travel on water like Lor

    Hmmm Rolls Royce Turbine? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/idea.gif[/img] ah!! Must be possible since the
    Rolls/Bently acquisition. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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    Re: I need a car that can travel on water like Lor

    What a classic idiot.

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    Re: I need a car that can travel on water like Lor

    I've just read it again and I can't help thinking this bloke's having a laugh. 28,000 Litre Jet Engine? Is he on acid?

    If this turns out to be 'genuine' then we can have some real fun with this. There was a thread not long back with a bloke selling an S4 on ebay, couldn't spell his own name, and insisted it was built by Porsche. Now he got some [censored]-take.

    But this???!!!!............

    I'm tempted to send an email to this halfwit and ask some questions about that big engine he's got.

    Anyone else please go ahead; it would be rather amusing to see the reply, at the very least.

    And remember - "Schumacher will be jealous of you"

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    "Paint can be used as a mirror when one is not available around the area"

    Is it just my A4 that has courtesy mirrors as standard or does anyone else use their paintwork to check themselves out. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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    Re: I need a car that can travel on water like Lor

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    "Paint can be used as a mirror when one is not available around the area"

    Is it just my A4 that has courtesy mirrors as standard or does anyone else use their paintwork to check themselves out. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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    When camping in abersoch wales recently, my mates used the reflection in the window instead of the vanity mirrors!!!! they've probably got a rolls royce jet engine too!!!

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    Re: I need a car that can travel on water like Lor

    $110,000 dollars for a cam belt change at a reputable Audi dealer, god knows what a dodgy one would charge???

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    Re: I need a car that can travel on water like Lor

    This guy needs to have a word with himself, [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

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    Re: I need a car that can travel on water like Lor

    "Security System. Ultrasonic emitter/sensor on the dash detects movement inside car. Never false triggers. Terminates people who try to break into the car."

    "Finally, the RS4 grille was installed on the car in order to give it a much more aggressive and sporty look to match that of the Ferrari Enzo"

    Its hilarious-good gimmik to get your car sale noticed.
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    Re: I need a car that can travel on water like Lor

    Yeah, but it's not going to invite bids for $9m dollars, is it?

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    Re: I need a car that can travel on water like Lor

    you never know- I meet some very rich but incredibly stupid people!!

    But I was thinking along the lines of 'hey thats a nice car, are u actually wanting to sell it' emails, or the publicity he will get for his other items he is actually selling.All publicity being good publicity an' all.

    Very OTT though I agree.

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    Re: I need a car that can travel on water like Lor

    Since i have the same car(98.5 2.8L Q etc.), I think I will send him an email asking him exactly how to do the engine swap. Who wouldn't be interested in a 1500+ horsepower gain? If he replies I'll be sure to share it with you.

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    Re: I need a car that can travel on water like Lor

    "Finally, the RS4 grille was installed on the car in order to give it a much more aggressive and sporty look to match that of the Ferrari Enzo."

    "Most of the miles on the vehicle are freeway miles from the previous owner who has to commute from New Jersey to Africa."

    This A4 has:

    Tailgater eliminator - Is this a surface to surface missile?



    Fantastic!!!
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    Re: I need a car that can travel on water like Lor

    You can really [censored] this person off for a laugh, if you were that way inclined.

    Open up a fake e-bay account and bid on the car.

    When the auction ends the person will have his credit card debited for some stupid amount. Not sure what e-bay charge percentage wise on $9 Million?

    He will have to follow the e-bay procedures by filing a non payment report to get his money back. This can take about 4 weeks or so.

    The same thing happened to someone who tried to sell a 1 coin!

    Jim.......

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    Re: I need a car that can travel on water like Lor

    ...Does he have to stop at the airport to refuel?

    I wonder if I can get buy with premium....Hmm...

 

 

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