This is ridiculous in terms of the amount of people posting with ABS woes etc... (I include myself in that statement!) and only uderstandable,. I'm currently off the road as it's an MOT failuire.
I also intend only to use the term ABS when refering to, all in one sentance...
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It'll make me a lot less stressed. I shall refer to the Anti Lock Breaking systems as the PITA system.
Thankyou. I'll be drinking beer in the sun for the rest of the night.