Ok, before you all start pissing yourseves laughing I think I have become the first to be assaulted by Santa
Story goes as follows,
Just popped round parents house to say hello, parked on the drive as normal and was chatting away, then an almighty bang outside so I go out to look and to my surprise the biggest father christmas you have ever seen has just blown off the roof of thier house and hit my car
Result is a huge dent in the wing, scratches on the bonnet and dent and some marks on the door..
Thought I would cheer you all up, god knows WTF I tell my insurance company haha.