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I noticed a while ago that it didn't matter which position I put the intermittent wiper switch; the delay was always the same.
I thought maybe it was just that particular instance where the wipers had automatically sped up because of the drip pattern or something but I don't think we have that sort of feature on S4s.
Every time I've counted for the fastest and slowest speeds since, they've been exactly the same.
Has anyone encountered this?
Audi S4 Avant (B6, 2004) in Goodwood Green.