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    My lass just kerbed my wheels 1 month after refurb!!!

    Absolutely gutted! Get busy with a paintbrush next week I think!



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    id have to burn her shoes or a handbag
    see how she likes it

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    Quote Originally Posted by bez101 View Post
    id have to burn her shoes or a handbag
    see how she likes it
    lmao id do both lol

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    Make her get the bus lol
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    thats why my misses doesnt drive my car

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    Our lass went to florida for 3 weeks with her family when we first got together.
    Whilst she was away, the car went in for bonnet, bumpers and a wing spray job.
    Alloys were taken off and taken to a mate to be fully refurbed and sorted.

    She came back, happy as hell her car was mint again.
    That week she kerbed 2 of them.
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    Mods so far: Cruise control, DIS, Heated Mirrors, Tuning box, Xenonx, Centre Arm Rest, MFSW, RNS-E, SDS and Aero Wipers.
    To do: None yet.
    Next: Auto dip rearview mirror and Folding Mirrors.

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    I can beat that, 3 hours or so after new wheels delivered, nice one you stupid cow, if we wernt close enough to the kerb & she parked up handbrake on, then decides not quite close enough, crunchhhhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    I can beat that, 3 hours or so after new wheels delivered, nice one you stupid cow, if we wernt close enough to the kerb & she parked up handbrake on, then decides not quite close enough, crunchhhhh
    Sucks doesn't it, but us men can be as bad.
    Like when i forked out a fortune for brand new compomotive Mos, in white with toyo t1r's.
    Caught a kerb coming out of a car park, teeny weeny tiny mark on the alloy.
    Red mist sets in, v6 goes at full pelt. Doing my ussual thing. In the wrong place, lose control 180 spin in the road, 2 wheels straight into a kerb.
    Sweet as a nut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackQuat View Post
    Sucks doesn't it.
    Not as much as she did that night...................................

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b View Post
    thats why my misses doesnt drive my car
    100% WITH YOU ON THIS. WOMAN DO NOT HAVE ANY MECHANICAL SYMPATHY. Boya buy your partner a cheap car so she can hit and curb the wheels all day long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackQuat View Post
    Sucks doesn't it, but us men can be as bad.
    Like when i forked out a fortune for brand new compomotive Mos, in white with toyo t1r's.
    Caught a kerb coming out of a car park, teeny weeny tiny mark on the alloy.
    Red mist sets in, v6 goes at full pelt. Doing my ussual thing. In the wrong place, lose control 180 spin in the road, 2 wheels straight into a kerb.
    Sweet as a nut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CMD View Post
    100% WITH YOU ON THIS. WOMAN DO NOT HAVE ANY MECHANICAL SYMPATHY. Boya buy your partner a cheap car so she can hit and curb the wheels all day long.
    exactly, shes got a corsa with nicely kerbed wheels lol

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    That sucks lads.
    The misses would owe me big time if she did that to me alloys.
    Lucky for me though she hates automatics.

    If the destroyer of alloys has to drive your car, you could all ways fit alloygators.

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    Feeling you all! Fitted my brand spanking Alloys then my pops borrows my car.... comes back with 2 wheels kerbed!! Red Mist!
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    Sorry to hear about the end of your relationship... hope the wheels get sorted soon!
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    Surely she'll let you dry hump her now?! She owes you big time.

    Get that womb broom out and clean out her skin chimmney.

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    Women are not normal. Think about it. If you were to bleed for several days running - you'd die. That right, dead, not moving, not breathing and no more Only Fool and Horses.

    Women though buy a piece of thick bog role, pop it in place then go dancing with poodles and stuff. It;s true - I've seen it on the tele!

    You know, cavemen kept women in the kitchen for a reason - saftey - it was safer to go and play with falling rocks than be near the one with various bit missing.

    Saying that though - you can't live with them or without!

    Sorry to hear about your wheels mate.

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    Gutted for you bud.

    My wive once came home very upset, genuinly upset, as my 22s one week old were kerbed. Boy did I have a big pass to buy more toys :-)

    Never forget it with her Murano as well, she had it 2 days from new and a transit van was all the way across the road and took her wing mirror off. She told me and had it fixed 2 days later, I was in the garage a day there after to pickup some missing bits from another order and they never told me. Very discrete of them. I asked them about it and they said they have a policy like that and make good money out of rush body work repair jobs from wives and girlf friends....I bet they do.
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    Ha ha ha it's nice to know that am not the only one lol!! Well I just woke up off nightshift only to find out that the f****** mother in law has curbed the third one now! It's worse than the 2 pictured put together! Really sick now!!!! Powder Coated may be the answer! At least when this happens I can hold out my hand get 60 quid off whoever is to blame and go and get it fixed there and then, to be honest I have completely lost interest in them now, hammerite would do am that sick!!
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