I was driving along and the boot light came on the dashboard. Then the dashboard flickered and went dead. No lights or dials but the engine was still running. Parked the car, and when I came back the alarm was on. From then on all my warning lights on the dashpod flickers like christmas lights every time I start the car. Then the dashpod dies. That's when nearly everything else dies;
control cluster - no indicators, full beam, electric windows or wipers
However the hazards and vanity lights do work.
When I lock the car no indicator light flashes and the alarm sets off. After silencing it, it later sets off at random intervals. Can only stop it by leaving the car unlocked.
No dampness in either footwell. I may have punchered the rear wipe water nozzle while trying to unblock it with a needle.
What is going on with my car? Any help would be apreciated.