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    Quote Originally Posted by L60N View Post
    He was just a pawn in the the grand scheme of things mate, have you not seen msn news today? His body was found on Emsley moor:

    was this him?


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    Shhhhh FactionOne is inspecting this post at the moment...

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    Thats why I'll PM Marc and tell him......he can post then if he wants!!
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    can we beat 6 days for 500 posts this time?

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    Yay another thread to keep me entertained while in work

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    I think we can, there must be over 500 different fishcake recipies, lets post them all!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcQuinlivan View Post
    I believe this guy may have been involved in the strimmer theft...

    Apparently he is gnome to the Police

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    i am confused, what would a romany gnome want with your strimmer
    he must have stolen it to keep his beard in check
    I think we need to get Hetty Wainthrope on the case


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    We are all just "fishing" for evidence now..
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    452 to go - I suggest we start 'piecing' this story together


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    Last seen leaving the scene in this getaway car:


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    Barbie was the driver
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    so barbie stoll the strimmer to trim her bush...
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    Ha Ha
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    barbie doesn't have a bush, I checked
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    Quote Originally Posted by consilio View Post
    barbie doesn't have a bush, I checked
    You dirty bar-steward

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    On a side note, just popped out for my lunch and found a place that does a fish-cake sandwich..... in the interests of science, i've bought one.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamiekip View Post
    Last seen leaving the scene in this getaway car:


    That explains why his bum is out!! He's not mooning, its his normal attire!!! LOL

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    Right, good to see some clean fun being had - I hadn't locked this thread after my announcement for the sake of debate, but investigating a strimmer theft will do too I suppose - so long as:

    a) It keeps you all out of trouble .

    and

    b) It doesn't get too close to the bone again - I don't want to see prejudice being levelled at any gnomes (or perhaps vertically challenged ceramic persons of no fixed abode).

    Just to satisfy the curiosity of those who were wondering, the other thread has been moved out of the public forums, so only admins/mods can see it. Anything you say may be taken down in evidence and all that...

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    Shhhhh FactionOne is inspecting this post at the moment...
    Yes, and I'm jangling my keys. So be good!

    Quote Originally Posted by JamS3 View Post
    I think we can, there must be over 500 different fishcake recipies, lets post them all!!
    No, lets not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamiekip View Post
    Last seen leaving the scene in this getaway car:

    i couldnt respond for a while, i had to get a first aider to stich my sides back together after seeing this photo

    all i will say is i doubt its a blokes car
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    I like FactionOne,

    He's cool as f**k!
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    Quote Originally Posted by L60N View Post
    I like FactionOne,

    He's cool as f**k!
    Agreed, but be warned, 'Big Brother' is watching
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    Hey Jamie, what was the possible clue.....I missed the last few posts.

    No sign of 4real online I take it?
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    just checked the menu for our canteen and would you believe they have fishcakes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamiekip View Post
    Agreed, but be warned, 'Big Brother' is watching



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    Quote Originally Posted by L60N View Post

    That's the best yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by consilio View Post
    Apparently he is gnome to the Police

    [quote=simch;618028]clearly no respect for authority.

    He's probly on benefits too.[/quote

    ....has anyone reported him to the Gnome Office?


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    ...........this thread is awesome lol


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    I'm pretty sure he's of no 'gnome' address

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    'Gnomemansland' ?????????


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    Seems he has a list of offences longer than his.... erm


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    Doing a good job boys, at this rate we'll have this garden equipment theft 'cell' cracked.
    Gno-man has the right to help himself to another mans strimmer.

    Quick update, a girl i work with said she saw an 'elf-like' individual with a modified strimmer like device by a local pond, although for legal reasons it could have been a fishing rod.

    In the event it's being chopped....keep an eye out for the aftermarket black edition blades with red pinstripe appearing on ebay....
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    P.S. Police helicopter units were not dispatched to said pond. Clearly the fuzz are not interested in my situation.
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    Parts are now turning up across the Gnome Counties........


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    UPDATE:
    Has the ANGR (Automatic Naughty Gnome Recognition) system picked anythig up yet?

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    Yep, apparently he was cutting 180 lph (lawns per hour)

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    Right then I am genuinely sorry for that thread getting closed last night. Pure pish pish pish is what I think of some members sense of humour.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GlasgowRangers View Post
    Right then I am genuinely sorry for that thread getting closed last night. Pure pish pish pish is what I think of some members sense of humour.

    Couldnt agree more.

    However mods ,this is just an opinion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GlasgowRangers View Post
    Right then I am genuinely sorry for that thread getting closed last night. Pure pish pish pish is what I think of some members sense of humour.
    I agree mate. I didn't even get to conclude my casting for the movie version. Guy Richey was all set to direct in a slick 'lock stock' style and Sean Bean was apparently very interested in the part of the off-duty yorkshire copper (he was however concerned that his character didn't actually do anything).

    Could have been a box office smash for christmas.... So, "he who dares, strims"?....It's got legs fellas.
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    Ohhhh man, its soooooo hard not to laugh out loud here at work... damn you all...

 

 
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