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    Top 10 gayest cars.....

    Morons....
    For some unknown reason the A3 is in there????!



    http://www.fastcar.co.uk/04570735435...-gay-cars.html
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    Face bovvered? Chavmag say no more.....
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    LOL...If you search on the web last year the z4 coupe, not the convertable, was voted the 4th gayest car.

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    Married and blonde yes, but still a guy with a poor taste in usernames!

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    A poll by spotty little ****heads who rely on mammy to put petrol in their Corsas so they can drive around annoying normal people with their `cherrybomb` backboxes and crap `E` head music.

    Must be true.

    Im off to the classifieds, S3 is now for sale

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    The times reckons that the a3 is in the list if you want to out yourself

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    Married and blonde yes, but still a guy with a poor taste in usernames!

    Mercedes Benze E-class 350 sport convertable, black, pacha grey leather, 19" AMG rims, HK stero and a few more toys
    VW Scirocco 2.0Tsi GT with Revo stage 2, evoms induction kit, lowered, short shift, miltek
    BMW 330 Coupe M sport Black, Black leather, Nav and a lot of other options.
    BMW Z4 Coupe Sport in black with a few toys - going friday and gonna be missed by my lad.
    A3 2.0Tdi S-Line DSG. Gone but not forgotten

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    Quote Originally Posted by marriedblonde View Post
    LOL...If you search on the web last year the z4 coupe, not the convertable, was voted the 4th gayest car.

    J.
    Did it appear higher on the list than the A3, and if so is that why you changed?

    Just kidding! I can see why the convertible would be seen as a hairdressers car - much like the TT, 206/7, MX5, etc - but would always have classed the coupe models as a man's car.

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    I genuinely can't understand what's gay about the A3. The front end looks so mean, we're hardly talking friendly mini...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sat1983 View Post
    I genuinely can't understand what's gay about the A3. The front end looks so mean, we're hardly talking friendly mini...
    It's not the face they are interested in...
    Married and blonde yes, but still a guy with a poor taste in usernames!

    Mercedes Benze E-class 350 sport convertable, black, pacha grey leather, 19" AMG rims, HK stero and a few more toys
    VW Scirocco 2.0Tsi GT with Revo stage 2, evoms induction kit, lowered, short shift, miltek
    BMW 330 Coupe M sport Black, Black leather, Nav and a lot of other options.
    BMW Z4 Coupe Sport in black with a few toys - going friday and gonna be missed by my lad.
    A3 2.0Tdi S-Line DSG. Gone but not forgotten

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    Lets be honest, readers of polls like that automatically see words like 'styled, chic and classy' as GAY. To those people any groomed looking man is GAY. Unless you have several shellsuits and a cap glued to your head....You're GAY.

    All of the above along with the fact i own an A3 and am looking to buy a Z4 coupe make me an enormous raging fag quite frankly.

    At least i've discovered something about my sexuality today....
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    My wife was quite surprised when I used the A3 to out myself and then got the coupe...
    Married and blonde yes, but still a guy with a poor taste in usernames!

    Mercedes Benze E-class 350 sport convertable, black, pacha grey leather, 19" AMG rims, HK stero and a few more toys
    VW Scirocco 2.0Tsi GT with Revo stage 2, evoms induction kit, lowered, short shift, miltek
    BMW 330 Coupe M sport Black, Black leather, Nav and a lot of other options.
    BMW Z4 Coupe Sport in black with a few toys - going friday and gonna be missed by my lad.
    A3 2.0Tdi S-Line DSG. Gone but not forgotten

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    Quote Originally Posted by marriedblonde View Post
    It's not the face they are interested in...
    Awesome!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikep View Post
    Face bovvered? Chavmag say no more.....
    Indeed, but there's some nice pics of Jess from "The Real Hustle" on that site.


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    If the S3 makes me gay, then at the weekends you can call me Rachael
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    No offence to Japper (if he's reading), but I would have to wear a disguise to drive a Mini, lest people assume I am wearing arseless leather chaps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bowfer View Post
    No offence to Japper (if he's reading), but I would have to wear a disguise to drive a Mini, lest people assume I am wearing arseless leather chaps.
    It might not be the mini - maybe they've seen you wearing them on the bike and assume you wear them in the car too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcQuinlivan View Post
    It might not be the mini - maybe they've seen you wearing them on the bike and assume you wear them in the car too.
    If I've no arse in my leathers, it's because I've fallen off....again...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bowfer View Post
    No offence to Japper (if he's reading), but I would have to wear a disguise to drive a Mini, lest people assume I am wearing arseless leather chaps.
    Couldn't agree more. Its a bit beyond me when i see lads about town in minis with big wheels and act like they're 'big pimpin'. Now hold on a second... You're driving a bug-eyed mini with 3 of your mates in the car, all wearing tight t-shirts or a vest and enormous sunglasses. If you were any further into the closet you'd be in Narnia. My good god.
    A3 2.0T FSI Quattro S-Line, 3 Door, Avus Silver (special ed.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNH80 View Post
    . If you were any further into the closet you'd be in Narnia. My good god.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNH80 View Post
    Couldn't agree more. Its a bit beyond me when i see lads about town in minis with big wheels and act like they're 'big pimpin'. Now hold on a second... You're driving a bug-eyed mini with 3 of your mates in the car, all wearing tight t-shirts or a vest and enormous sunglasses. If you were any further into the closet you'd be in Narnia. My good god.
    Fantastic!!


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    Just to clarify, i'm not homophobic but buying a mini seems a very expensive way of coming out.
    A3 2.0T FSI Quattro S-Line, 3 Door, Avus Silver (special ed.)

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    How can a car be gay I thought it was an inanimate object.
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    Quote Originally Posted by motorbikez View Post
    How can a car be gay I thought it was an inanimate object.
    They like other cars to follow closely behind
    Coss

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    Quote Originally Posted by motorbikez View Post
    How can a car be gay I thought it was an inanimate object.
    Hands up, I tend to generalise about what cars say about their owners.
    For example;

    Nissan Micra - If I see a bloke driving one of them, I assume he hasn't the slightest interest in cars and only sees them as transport.

    Mini - Some sort of horrible 'metrosexual' bloke who will have a 'man bag' and wear 3/4 shorts with sandals on a Sunday day, or a gay man.

    Land Rover Discovery - Someone who can't afford a Range Rover

    Q7 - Utter w***ers.

    See?
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    Quote Originally Posted by motorbikez View Post
    How can a car be gay I thought it was an inanimate object.
    Like a latex rubber fist, anal intruder, biker cap, studded leather thong, handlebar moustache? Also all inanimate objects.
    A3 2.0T FSI Quattro S-Line, 3 Door, Avus Silver (special ed.)

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    when i said i was getting an A3 the girls in the office all asked 'is that the girly one'. they said same when they saw the 1 series brochure, maybe just cos it's the smallest?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNH80 View Post
    Like a latex rubber fist, anal intruder, biker cap, studded leather thong, handlebar moustache? Also all inanimate objects.
    Coffee all over the keyboard again, cheers...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bowfer View Post

    Q7 - Utter w***ers.
    Also see: Range Rover Sport with aftermarket wheels and Mercedes SL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bowfer View Post
    If I've no arse in my leathers, it's because I've fallen off....again...
    Or as the "I bat for the home team" like to say - "warming up dinner..."
    Married and blonde yes, but still a guy with a poor taste in usernames!

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    BMW 330 Coupe M sport Black, Black leather, Nav and a lot of other options.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNH80 View Post
    Just to clarify, i'm not homophobic but buying a mini seems a very expensive way of coming out.

    Christ what does my car history say about me then...

    Mini cooper S
    R32 (ok so I did manage to have one man car)
    A3
    Z4 coupe
    Married and blonde yes, but still a guy with a poor taste in usernames!

    Mercedes Benze E-class 350 sport convertable, black, pacha grey leather, 19" AMG rims, HK stero and a few more toys
    VW Scirocco 2.0Tsi GT with Revo stage 2, evoms induction kit, lowered, short shift, miltek
    BMW 330 Coupe M sport Black, Black leather, Nav and a lot of other options.
    BMW Z4 Coupe Sport in black with a few toys - going friday and gonna be missed by my lad.
    A3 2.0Tdi S-Line DSG. Gone but not forgotten

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    Quote Originally Posted by marriedblonde View Post
    Christ what does my car history say about me then...

    Mini cooper S
    R32 (ok so I did manage to have one man car)
    A3
    Z4 coupe
    lol, you started off a little camp although you did have the most manly mini (if thats possible).... Seems you started producing testosterone again when you sold the mini so not to worry!
    A3 2.0T FSI Quattro S-Line, 3 Door, Avus Silver (special ed.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by marriedblonde View Post
    Christ what does my car history say about me then...
    It says you are what you are, you are your own special creation.
    You bang your own drum, some think it's noise, some think it's pretty.

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    My next door neighbour is gay and drives a vw passat estate,and a scooby mind he did say he was going to get a smart car before he bought the passat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by motorbikez View Post
    and a scoobie
    Scoobie.
    Scooby Doo.
    Fred from Scooby Doo.
    Neckerchief and oblivious to the advances of the pretty girl.
    Gay icon.

    I rest my case.
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    Never knew a subaru impreza wrx was gay you live and learn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bowfer View Post
    Hands up, I tend to generalise about what cars say about their owners.
    For example;

    Nissan Micra - If I see a bloke driving one of them, I assume he hasn't the slightest interest in cars and only sees them as transport.

    Mini - Some sort of horrible 'metrosexual' bloke who will have a 'man bag' and wear 3/4 shorts with sandals on a Sunday day, or a gay man.

    Land Rover Discovery - Someone who can't afford a Range Rover

    Q7 - Utter w***ers.

    See?
    Pretty good generalisation I would say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marriedblonde View Post
    Christ what does my car history say about me then...

    Mini cooper S
    R32 (ok so I did manage to have one man car)
    A3
    Z4 coupe
    Don't panic, mine includes an MX-5, oh yeah baby

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    LOL...Claire had a silver mr2 convertable with red interior, I had peroxide blonde hair... Mmmmm I looked good "cruising" to work....
    Married and blonde yes, but still a guy with a poor taste in usernames!

    Mercedes Benze E-class 350 sport convertable, black, pacha grey leather, 19" AMG rims, HK stero and a few more toys
    VW Scirocco 2.0Tsi GT with Revo stage 2, evoms induction kit, lowered, short shift, miltek
    BMW 330 Coupe M sport Black, Black leather, Nav and a lot of other options.
    BMW Z4 Coupe Sport in black with a few toys - going friday and gonna be missed by my lad.
    A3 2.0Tdi S-Line DSG. Gone but not forgotten

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    My wife used to have a Lilac Mitsubishi Colt.
    Honestly, I don't think that car could have been any camper if it's horn had gone "COOO-EEEEE"
    '02 to '05 - Black Audi A4 1.9tdi sport
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    I think the new beetle has to be the campest car, it even has a flower holder on the dash!

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    What about one of those daihatsu tiny convertable things, the one that looked like noddy's car?
    Married and blonde yes, but still a guy with a poor taste in usernames!

    Mercedes Benze E-class 350 sport convertable, black, pacha grey leather, 19" AMG rims, HK stero and a few more toys
    VW Scirocco 2.0Tsi GT with Revo stage 2, evoms induction kit, lowered, short shift, miltek
    BMW 330 Coupe M sport Black, Black leather, Nav and a lot of other options.
    BMW Z4 Coupe Sport in black with a few toys - going friday and gonna be missed by my lad.
    A3 2.0Tdi S-Line DSG. Gone but not forgotten

 

 
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