Remapped S3!

Hi guys, does anyone has a remapped S3 in north of Scotland, Highlands? I'm considering that for mine (wich is stored in Portugal just now as you know...) I would like someone to show me how the car performs... Hey I'm not asking for a drive to trash your cars, I'm quite happy to stay in the passenger seat...)

Any help would be appreciatted. Thanks
Pedro

P.S.: I know I said I wouldn't but... it's so tempting...