WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS SLAM THE DOOR!!

Isaa · Feb 4, 2014

I am wondering why people feel the need to always slam the passenger door on my car when they get out, almost without exception. Im thinking is it me ? Is it something I said or is it my attitude or something that causes people to do this? No matter how many times I ask them not to slam the doors they still do. Do you guys experience this?

T3nnant · Feb 4, 2014

My lass does this and it ****** me off bigtime. I even collard her about it and she must have thought I was joking as she laughed and slammed it anyway.

Phil-1 · Feb 4, 2014

The wife and kids do exactly the same. If it's not the doors it's the tailgate, I'm sure one day the window will smash. I keep telling them it's an Audi not a tractor ð

voorhees · Feb 4, 2014

My kids stopped doing it when I threatened no pocket money,workmate is on a final warning.

Kelza · Feb 4, 2014

We need soft closing doors like the new range rover and double glazing ,,EH , like the range rover ,why not

Isaa · Feb 4, 2014

T3nnant said:
My lass does this and it ****** me off bigtime. I even collard her about it and she must have thought I was joking as she laughed and slammed it anyway.

Phil-1 said:
The wife and kids do exactly the same. If it's not the doors it's the tailgate, I'm sure one day the window will smash. I keep telling them it's an Audi not a tractor í ½íº

voorhees said:
My kids stopped doing it when I threatened no pocket money,workmate is on a final warning.

Yeh I think the worst offenders are kids, and it's even worse if it's someone else's kid because you can't have a go at them so they keep doing it. :banghead:

DriverN00B · Feb 4, 2014

Every single one of my mates do this, other than the ones that drive german cars... and when I call them out, they think it's a joke! :banghead:

smurfworth · Feb 4, 2014

Oh don't even go there! I hate this more than anything. I find humiliating people by making them practice getting in and out without slamming the door works quite well. Especially if it's cold windy and raining outside!

Lee540 · Feb 4, 2014

Didnt give work mate a lift in the rain today because last time he couple times when he closed door I thought glass was going to pop out!!

Avnt · Feb 4, 2014

And why do ppl feel the need to touch every part of the door to close it or the windows or use the a pillar to lever them selves out ð¡

Fanboy · Feb 4, 2014

Because it's NOT their car... so they don't give a damn ****...

About couple of years ago I had 206 GTI and at the time it was a headtuner (well at least for me as I was only 20), one of my mates NOT only slammed the door but also knocked it to the ****ing wall whilst getting ****ing out... so ended up with scratched, the door lip completely ****ed up and had to get it fully resprayed...
Guess what, he didn't even bothered saying sorry... all he did was walking off...

Since then I never let anyone in my car apart from my GF... and she KNOW how to deal with it (both cars)..

So if it's annoying just say it in their ****ing faces straight away and DON'T LET them in again...
Simple but effective

Isaa · Feb 4, 2014

DriverN00B said:
Every single one of my mates do this, other than the ones that drive german cars... and when I call them out, they think it's a joke!

smurfworth said:
Oh don't even go there! I hate this more than anything. I find humiliating people by making them practice getting in and out without slamming the door works quite well. Especially if it's cold windy and raining outside!

Lee540 said:
Didnt give work mate a lift in the rain today because last time he couple times when he closed door I thought glass was going to pop out!!

Avnt said:
And why do ppl feel the need to touch every part of the door to close it or the windows or use the a pillar to lever them selves out ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½

It's come to a point where when ever someone close one if the doors I cushion the door with my hand so it doesn't slam. :crying:

Andy Crooks · Feb 4, 2014

My wife has learnt not to do this, my brother slams my doors ****ing vauxhall bag of ****e driver and my sister I threaten to snap her fingers off if she slams the door. My work friend she says thanks for the lift home and gently shuts the doors.

Andy1608 · Feb 5, 2014

My girlfriend also does this. Really annoys the **** out of me, big time grates on me actually. That's and crossing her legs in the car too so her ****ty shoe rubs on the glove box then normally somewhere down near the speaker grille

Artimus · Feb 5, 2014

I must be the only one that thinks it's down to the strong recoil mechanism fitted to the hinges & not the passenger! The doors will practically slam themselves with the slightest provocation. :ninja:

Sevv · Feb 5, 2014

****** me right off as i close the door and then give it a slight push thats when its 10cm off actually closing.. and no one respects that.. i usually tell them the rules before going in the car.. dont slam the door , no smoking any muddy shoes and ur not welcome... as for the women dont play with your ****** air in my car.. thats the worst.. and they dont listen so as for the door i tell them WAITTTTT!!! ill close the damn thing.. as i dont want to break the windows OR having **** rattling within the door card i get OCD that the door card will start vibrating after a while of door slamming

ron burgandy · Feb 5, 2014

I ve thought the same when brother got out once he told me he didn't slam it, so I tested it and I don't think he did.
I think it's something to do with the vacuum that occurs when the door shuts makes it sound a lot louder than it is.
Honestly try it for yourself

warren_S5 · Feb 5, 2014

I'm convinced my wife thinks she'll win something if she can put the rear window through in the tail gate.

I know it always sounds worse when your in the enclosed 'closed pressure' environment as it plays tricks on your ear drums, but it's a miracle the glass on our car stays in the frame. It's like she's superhuman.

leeds2592 · Feb 5, 2014

Phil-1 said:
. If it's not the doors it's the tailgate, I'm sure one day the window will smash. I keep telling them it's an Audi not a tractor ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½

This.

EVERYONE who opens my boot, does this. Sounds like the ****** boot window's gonna smash!

SAiLO · Feb 5, 2014

My girlfriend does exactly the same thing. In or out - always slam!

45bvtc · Feb 5, 2014

This is the BEST/FUNNYEST Thread yet...

Can't stop laughing as it oh so true...

However, ALL girlfriends doing this need a slap (or two) on the ****! I know, I know, but never the less...

Young wifes too!

I've had the same problem since 1968; provided the same manner of chastisement (it's true Sandra); has never made a jot of difference, the buggers just love it, but always made me feel better (sorry ladies, all in the best possible taste...).

Had the same issue with glass-fibre cars; you go tell someone it's glass-fibre, or in the case of an RS3 carbon-fibre, and I'll lay a £1 down now that they'll go knuckle the panel...

Why???

So it ain't just me after all!!!

THANKS GUYS, BRILLIANT!!!

S3_Jacko · Feb 5, 2014

Never had this issue... Although people know not to mess with my cars or i'll have them haha

1 of the benefits of having a Glasweigan accent, sounds very aggresive when raised

sabers · Feb 5, 2014

GF again being the worst offender :/ , that and make up on the textured dash which is a nightmare to get off.

c_w · Feb 5, 2014

Cabin air pressure and the rubber seal will prevent any damage, no matter how hard it is "slammed". Never really had an issue with this execpet for the usual boot closing which as has been said, always sounds extreme from inside the car as the boot shuts.

stetheo · Feb 5, 2014

My misses is the same! The strength she must save up throughout her life just to slam my doors and boot is unreal. Last time she slammed the boot, I left her where she was standing in the car park.

Dan-Jnr · Feb 5, 2014

It worse when a window or door is open as there is no air pressure and the slam sounds even worse, makes the car shake.

DAYTONA 500 · Feb 5, 2014

Andy1608 said:
My girlfriend also does this. Really annoys the **** out of me, big time grates on me actually. That's and crossing her legs in the car too so her ****ty shoe rubs on the glove box then normally somewhere down near the speaker grille

I wouldn't have a problem with ladies leaving shoe marks on the headlining of my car{chance would be a fine thing} :hubbahubba:

T3nnant · Feb 5, 2014

Avnt said:
And why do ppl feel the need to touch every part of the door to close it or the windows or use the a pillar to lever them selves out í ½í¸¡

this is my other pet hate, I detest people touching stuff in the car, if its not the mirror its the windows. covers in greasy, sticking had prints. does my nut in!

T3nnant · Feb 5, 2014

Avnt said:
And why do ppl feel the need to touch every part of the door to close it or the windows or use the a pillar to lever them selves out ð¡

this is my other pet hate, I detest people touching stuff in the car, if its not the mirror its the windows. covers in greasy, sticking had prints. does my nut in!

Isaa · Feb 5, 2014

T3nnant said:
this is my other pet hate, I detest people touching stuff in the car, if its not the mirror its the windows. covers in greasy, sticking had prints. does my nut in!

To add to that, using the sun visor and not folding it back up. :keule:

sabers · Feb 5, 2014

In a 3 door and someone leaves the seat tilted forward ....... :angrymod:

T8DPR · Feb 5, 2014

Nothing an open palmed swing across the chops wont solve

WilkyA3 · Feb 5, 2014

I'd love all your wifes/partners seeing you all *****ing about them here! haha. One that catches my missus out is when it's windy. Always prewarn but her fish brain seems to forget more or less instantly!

Fanboy · Feb 5, 2014

WilkyA3 said:
I'd love all your wifes/partners seeing you all *****ing about them here! haha. One that catches my missus out is when it's windy. Always prewarn but her fish brain seems to forget more or less instantly!

Haha liked that!!! "Fish Brain"... :yahoo:

All women/girls have fish brains for these sort of stuff... but when it's time to remember something they will **** us all

And all they say, don't be such a child about your car, you gonna sell this anyway... and gives you that dirty l@@k... you all know what I'm talking about...

I hope they somehow end up on this thread through Google search or something and see what they're actually doing is the worst could ever happen to men/boys

My GF probably knows about this stuff, but most of the ladies DON'T and they need to be trained...

I quite find this thread interesting as make me laugh reading through...

warren_S5 · Feb 5, 2014

Usually before my missus slams the door and the boot she likes to put the vents out of alignment just incase I was trying to keep my heart rate down. I know I obviously need professional help but misaligned vents do strange things to my head!

Isaa · Feb 5, 2014

warren_S3 said:
Usually before my missus slams the door and the boot she likes to put the vents out of alignment just incase I was trying to keep my heart rate down. I know I obviously need professional help but misaligned vents do strange things to my head!

LOL. I guess you also like the symbol on the radio power button to be the right way up aswell?

veeeight · Feb 5, 2014

I guess the wives & GF's slam car doors as payback for men not putting the toilet seat down ......

sabers · Feb 5, 2014

veeeight said:
I guess the wives & GF's slam car doors as payback for men not putting the toilet seat down ......

but we only do that so the urine can drip off ....

Sandra · Feb 5, 2014

sabers said:
but we only do that so the urine can drip off ....

Pmsl thats got to be the best comment i read on here tonight. x

stetheo · Feb 5, 2014

warren_S3 said:
Usually before my missus slams the door and the boot she likes to put the vents out of alignment just incase I was trying to keep my heart rate down. I know I obviously need professional help but misaligned vents do strange things to my head!

+1

I'm sure it's intentional/payback for something I've done which I'm not aware of.

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