I want to vent

Hi All,

I have always wanted an S3. I bought one in top spec.
For the last 7 months it has been so damned unreliable.
1. Sat Nav not working
2. Cambelt squeal at 39k
3. Lighter not working
4. Emission light intermittent
5. Engine Management light likes to come on occassionally

This on top of:
1. My car having been vandalised twice now. Bill totaling £3,400
2. Tyres all gone from 7mm (approx for all 4) to 3mm in 5,000 miles
3. Car does not do any better than 20mpg urban and max 27mpg motorway
4. My service (today) at £300; Cambelt at £530; Quattro oil at $$$, Brake Fluid etc etc etc - ridiculous
5. My Quattro couldn't even get me out of a snow situation the other day without me digging my way out

I'm sorry everyone - but this car has been the biggest vehicle disappointment in my lifetime! Expensive, unreliable, not fun at all, under-steers something chronic and the worst Audi Customer Servicing I have experienced - yet everybody else other than me loves this vehicle!

My windscreen has even cracked due to the snow! It just goes on and on. Fed up with it. Get me in a RWD Roadster please.

The worst thing about this is my very old pug 306 GTi6 some many years ago now, I paid out thousands, but I did so with a wry smile knowing my car would be back to its glorious best. I loved that thing.

I can't find any enjoyment out of this car apart from it looks lovely and the interior is rather plush. The acceleration is boring, the handling terrible, the quattro a red herring and costly to maintain, the MPG shocking and the reliability god damned awful.
Why do you like yours? Safe to say as soon as I have spent loads getting this as perfect as I would want it, it's being sold. Not sure if I should sell the vehicle without the cambelt change etc. Just had the major service today.