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    sorry about my thread earlier it was a lie for all you moaners ...... ;) im 19yrs ol

    my bad for the thread earlier im a youngen im 19 what do you expect, i just dont take S**T of anyone not that your advice was S**T but some of you started running your keyboards like you were big men im sorry not on the net please face to face anywhere but bro dont chat behind a screen,

    anyway leave that there

    ill take your advise of slowing down and my brakes the sensor wire is faulty so ive changed it and its fine now the brakes are all good dont worry about me im going to be speedy goslowez like always

    any man callin names lets calm down grandad

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    get a grip lad
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    everyone gona call me lad now because im a younger ? lol

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    Behave son.

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    No were all Lads ffs ....

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    thats all good then lol, my bad for the thread earlier no more of the deleted thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lingy. View Post
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    I hope for your sake that you mean it dude. On a serious note, its all good and well saying that nothing went wrong. Things get very wrong very quickly at those speeds. The thing is, probably 80% of the things on the road are completely out of your control. So many people are oblivious that they even have a rear view mirror. All it takes is for someone to pull out on you, or a tyre blow and its lights out. Not worth the risk mate.

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    previous shenanigans aside from ur pic ur car looks good fella and I appreciate nice looking cars... is 'fella' an appropriate title btw?!! lol
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    lets leave it on the deleted thread man ive had enough lectures now i think i got the picture lol, lil_coz cheers mate i got the info now lets talk about something off that topic

    whats plans do you guys have for your cars in the future sale and upgrade ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by JtotheD View Post
    previous shenanigans aside from ur pic ur car looks good fella and I appreciate nice looking cars... is 'fella' an appropriate title btw?!! lol
    fella is good lol

    cheers matey not even started mods yet only had the car for 3 months already done a load of stuff need s3 bumper for the front or s line one not bothered which one

    i wish i could put a hybrid turbo on it but i dont like the black smoke i would be throwing out theres a fair bit of it now after the decat and stage 1

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    Nice one young un!.....Sorry couldn't resist

    Fancy a change sometime next year but I doubt I would get that past the missus. Keep looking at mk5 eddies and thinking Id like one but a cold shower sorts that one out lol.
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    mk 5 golf hmmm there nice i guess but against an a3 there not

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    Quote Originally Posted by durtytdi140 View Post
    mk 5 golf hmmm there nice i guess but against an a3 there not
    Interior wise then no but imo the mk5 Gti still looks quite fresh. The Mk6 interior is a notch up but it just doesn't have the same appeal.

    In the long term I might have to go back to a diesel and 5 doors. Due to a temporary move at work I've trebled my mileage and if this becomes permanent next year then I'll have to re-assess.

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    Sorry me no understand this language, is it English?

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    love my black smoke and the look on peoples faces when they think wtf!
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    Quote Originally Posted by durtytdi140 View Post
    fella is good lol

    i wish i could put a hybrid turbo on it but i dont like the black smoke i would be throwing out theres a fair bit of it now after the decat and stage 1
    Get it mapped properly then.... A tiny hybrid turbo doesn`t make the car smoke. Bad mapping makes it smoke.
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    Hi again.

    Seems everyone got off to a bad start back there.

    All I'd say is if you're looking for power and a clean diesel,talk to DevonMikey.

    He's the man for anything there.

    Good luck and a fresh start.

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    is this post for real ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nally View Post
    is this post for real ?
    or is this an in joke i missed ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockape View Post
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    off the road boohoo anyone got a gearbox for me lol!!


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    this noob has serious issues, why all the aggression ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by devonmikeyboy View Post
    Get it mapped properly then.... A tiny hybrid turbo doesn`t make the car smoke. Bad mapping makes it smoke.
    Is this the case? As i got my a3 remapped the other week, took it up towards top end and started kicking out loads of blue smoke at 110 upwards. rang the bloke who mapped it and he said that its an indication that the turbo is about to go, that seals aren't as good this leaking oil causing the blue smoke. I am not very technically minded, is this the case or am I just being blagged?

    Thanks

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    Obviously if the oil seals are going,you will find some smoke,but also you'll notice oil loss,and typically it smokes after a good bit of hard use.
    The more likely cause is over fuelling under heavy load as Mikey has implied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by durtytdi140 View Post
    my bad for the thread earlier im a youngen im 19 what do you expect, i just dont take S**T of anyone not that your advice was S**T but some of you started running your keyboards like you were big men im sorry not on the net please face to face anywhere but bro dont chat behind a screen,

    anyway leave that there

    ill take your advise of slowing down and my brakes the sensor wire is faulty so ive changed it and its fine now the brakes are all good dont worry about me im going to be speedy goslowez like always

    any man callin names lets calm down grandad
    In summary, you are pretty much everything that is wrong with youth today.
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    Whats this thread all about?
    its a sad day when a thread is deleted before us "senior" members get our 2 cents worth LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Khufu View Post
    its a sad day when a thread is deleted before us "senior" members get our 2 cents worth LOL
    And at what stage do you become "senior"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khufu View Post
    its a sad day when a thread is deleted before us "senior" members get our 2 cents worth LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by paddy View Post
    Go and watch CBeebies for 2 mins, you'll get the picture They seem to let just anyone own an Audi these days....
    Now now, we ain't all tools.
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    To sum up the thread that got deleted...................

    Remapped TDI 140 beats 2.0TFSI in drag race.
    Insane speeds were reached on a motorway slip road.
    Truthfulness of claims questioned.
    Safety aspects of race questioned.
    A frankfurter got involved.
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