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    Above all else, I like the sound of that frankfurter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by durtytdi140 View Post
    my bad for the thread earlier im a youngen im 19 what do you expect, i just dont take S**T of anyone not that your advice was S**T but some of you started running your keyboards like you were big men im sorry not on the net please face to face anywhere but bro dont chat behind a screen,

    anyway leave that there

    ill take your advise of slowing down and my brakes the sensor wire is faulty so ive changed it and its fine now the brakes are all good dont worry about me im going to be speedy goslowez like always

    any man callin names lets calm down grandad
    this thread was worse than the first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jb0o View Post
    Above all else, I like the sound of that frankfurter.
    You should've seen it, it was HUGE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by durtytdi140 View Post
    dont worry about me im going to be speedy goslowez like always
    I'm still trying to work out who Speedy Goslowez is.


    Maybe its Speedy Gonzalez's ghetto cousin?


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    You should've seen it, it was HUGE.
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    Ads is epic. end of
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    Feeling like I missed out here I love a good frankfurter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jb0o View Post
    Feeling like I missed out here I love a good frankfurter.
    You havent missed out jonny! the fun has just begun
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    Quote Originally Posted by jb0o View Post
    Feeling like I missed out here I love a good frankfurter.
    There was a joke attached to it but anyway.... just for you mate.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads View Post
    To sum up the thread that got deleted...................

    Remapped TDI 140 beats 2.0TFSI in drag race.
    Insane speeds were reached on a motorway slip road.
    Truthfulness of claims questioned.
    Safety aspects of race questioned.
    A frankfurter got involved.
    Thread deleted.
    Frankfurter was the highlight of the thread to be honest, your timing was absolutely spot on!

    I would love to march into a forum largely unknown, profess my genius and skill, tell everyone else who dared to question it they were obviously total dicks, challenge them all to a face to face fight if they disagreed, act like I own the place and make the rules.....

    The saving grace is he was big enough to apologise, but there still an undertone of anger we can do without - it's a community, not fight club!

    Ads; that Oscar Meyer frankfurter pic makes me think of Tone Loc; Funky Cold Medina!
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    Quote Originally Posted by warren_cox View Post
    Ads; that Oscar Meyer frankfurter pic makes me think of Tone Loc; Funky Cold Medina!
    "my oscar mayer weiner"

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    Quote Originally Posted by durtytdi140 View Post
    my bad for the thread earlier im a youngen im 19 what do you expect, i just dont take S**T of anyone not that your advice was S**T but some of you started running your keyboards like you were big men im sorry not on the net please face to face anywhere but bro dont chat behind a screen, anyway leave that thereany man callin names lets calm down grandad
    Considering the name calling was started by the OP first,that was a bit of a laugh,and I was called a baboon for suggesting that 100mph on a motorway sliproad was stupid....anyway,that's it,and as warren has said,despite the anger and aggression,he did manage to apologise.

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    Yeah got a bit of out of hand on this thread, ads did try to cut the tension by showing all of his huge frankfurter but it didn't work, you need to work on your jokes ads lol
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    That thread did make me LOL, and shake my head in disappointment, only being 22. I wasn't going to get involved, that belonged on the playground or saxonet. I may now be looking to by a car that this type of 'youth' cannot afford to buy, as this is a sign of 'tings' to come
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    If his next thread is anything like his first 2 I dont see him being around more than... 7 days?


    "My Audi's rapid blud, just rinsed some R8 ini. He couldnt get the power down but I got bare tourque so I was like braaaap and was hitting 150 before the police was like ow blud slow down before we end u!!!!"
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    OP - in the other thread you mentioned owning a CLK63 Amg which had been "bored out" by BRABUS to a "V12". To my understanding a "bore out" is when the Bore size is increased. A CLK63 Amg is a V8. So how the feck did they BORE out an extra 4 cylinders??
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeD View Post
    "My Audi's rapid blud, just rinsed some R8 ini. He couldnt get the power down but I got bare tourque so I was like braaaap and was hitting 150 before the police was like ow blud slow down before we end u!!!!"
    That really is spookily similar to the op on the deleted thread!
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    Quote Originally Posted by S3RYE View Post
    OP - in the other thread you mentioned owning a CLK63 Amg which had been "bored out" by BRABUS to a "V12". To my understanding a "bore out" is when the Bore size is increased. A CLK63 Amg is a V8. So how the feck did they BORE out an extra 4 cylinders??
    Where there's a will,there's a way...

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    What he really means is his dad has 2 cars.....one had a close encounter with a lamppost,and the other got another 4 cylinders bored out of it,so he could be said to be unlucky with cars....his dad that is....

    Anyway....enough Pw3nage for today....

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    Quote Originally Posted by wez3570 View Post
    That really is spookily similar to the op on the deleted thread!
    I was just quoting the crap he posted in his original thread, so people get the idea of the sort of person he is lol. I included an artists rendition in my previous post so people who did not see the deleted thread get the idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeD View Post
    I was just quoting the crap he posted in his original thread, so people get the idea of the sort of person he is lol. I included an artists rendition in my previous post so people who did not see the deleted thread get the idea.
    hilarious. I promise we're not all like that though. I bet what people didn't realise though that if he was caught at those 'claimed' speeds, as he's 19 and i assume didnt pass his test on his 17th birthday it probably means he's been driving less than 2years which means he's still on a 6 point licence, getting caught at 100+ is an instant ban even for those with 12 point licence i believe? so what would have that been on a 6 point licence? a double ban?!! not to mention as previously said all the safety issues and putting other road users in danger...
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    Quote Originally Posted by N8 View Post
    At Ewans age, 104
    that age is but a distant memory now!

    TBH I ment senior as in membership length - im old - Jan 2003

    that a bit more fuel for you Ads? ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Khufu View Post
    that age is but a distant memory now!TBH I ment senior as in membership length - im old - Jan 2003that a bit more fuel for you Ads? ;-)
    If I remember from the deleted thread,I'm so old I'm scared of the road.....

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    to be honest, i reckon his beast of a tdi would give me 1098 a run for its money
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    Quote Originally Posted by S3Alex View Post
    If I remember from the deleted thread,I'm so old I'm scared of the road.....
    That could be true, that does sound like you
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    this thread is funny as hell I've been keeping up with it today in work just laughing to myself haha, i wish i read the deleted thread now looks like I missed a good one there
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    Quote Originally Posted by FranA3 View Post
    this thread is funny as hell I've been keeping up with it today in work just laughing to myself haha, i wish i read the deleted thread now looks like I missed a good one there
    Nah you didnt miss anything dude, just some guy talking b0llocks, which happens everyday on ASN!! :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeD View Post
    Nah you didnt miss anything dude, just some guy talking b0llocks, which happens everyday on ASN!! :D
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    this thread is awsome


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    oh well at least no one got herta or was that the frankfurter !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeD View Post
    Nah you didnt miss anything dude, just some guy talking b0llocks, which happens everyday on ASN!! :D
    hahaha thats so true joe
    off the road boohoo anyone got a gearbox for me lol!!


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    This thread is now so long now, lets forget the old thread an not ask about it if you wernt on it cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by paddy View Post
    Go and watch CBeebies for 2 mins, you'll get the picture They seem to let just anyone own an Audi these days....
    Can't help but think with an attitude like that how he got the money for an audi?! No employer would tolerate that surely? .. Either spoon fed by mama and papa or a drug dealer .. Also speaking on behalf of 19 year olds, We're not all that bad!
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    Pure gold. ...as they say, You couldn't write stuff like this.

    But then again....

    For comedy value,it's a damn good job this didn't find it's way onto Barryboys.

    If someone thought he had a hard time here....

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    Quote Originally Posted by durtytdi140 View Post
    This thread is now so long now, lets forget the old thread an not ask about it if you wernt on it cheers
    getting upset? mr 1,000,000 bhp tdi f1 racer - stop thinking your the big shot, you aint lol

 

 
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