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    Question The missus...

    said the house across the road has a black S3 on its drive,she said I wondered what you were doing parked up there until I saw the reg
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    How on god's earth could you get the two mixed up
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    Women aren't very observant are they!

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    Put it this way bud... girls go off and spend 100 on having their hair fecked with (called styling apparently) then come home and you don't notice... same!

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    Most women are the same mate. Mine asked the difference between my old car and new car, apart from the colour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byzan A4 View Post
    Ahh we see Jase, visiting the neighbours were we huh huh huh !!
    Be a bit lazy to drive across the road lol not to mention stupid if he was having an affair with his neighbour
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westle View Post
    stupid if he was having an affair with his neighbour
    if I were to start putting it about I think my neighbour would be a tad too close methinks

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    Lol'd at the thought of someone waving good bye to their missus, driving off their driveway, onto the neighbours and parking at their house!

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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    if I were to start putting it about I think my neighbour would be a tad too close methinks
    Be very convienient though
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    Quote Originally Posted by JD09 View Post
    Lol'd at the thought of someone waving good bye to their missus, driving off their driveway, onto the neighbours and parking at their house!
    LMAO all I'd have to do is change my plate and she'd be none the wiser

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    lol, Hey we aint all the same! And not sure where tufftyblokes woman goes but for that price there should be a big difference with her hair!!! lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    lol, Hey we aint all the same! And not sure where tufftyblokes woman goes but for that price there should be a big difference with her hair!!! lol
    yeah but its not like fitting a GT35 turbo to her Fiesta is it... I would notice that ;P LOL

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    You're an anomaly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    lol, Hey we aint all the same! And not sure where tufftyblokes woman goes but for that price there should be a big difference with her hair!!! lol
    Mine spends pretty much 100 a time, she gets it highlighted or something n she claims she has no money!
    Also that's a bit of a saucy siggy pic.
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    Haa haa 100 is cheap for colour n cut! count yourself lucky!!!

    Saucy??? nah! thats your imagination playing!!! lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by JD09 View Post
    You're an anomaly!
    unique! they say at work! lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    LMAO all I'd have to do is change my plate and she'd be none the wiser

    haha brilliant. Change your plate over tell her you're popping to the shops then drive across the road and onto neighbours driveway. The perfect crime
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    Quote Originally Posted by tufftybloke View Post
    yeah but its not like fitting a GT35 turbo to her Fiesta is it... I would notice that ;P LOL

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    sooo true, maybe you would notice then if she got it all shaved off next time!!! You'd notice then!!! (may not like!!! haa haa or maybe you would!)


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    Same here. 100 a go at the hair dressers. Occasionally it looks more blonde than it looked when she went. But that's about it.

    You women are mental. Why spend that much on something that grows back to how it was.... At least spending 100 on an item which you can keep, means you can look at it and such....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Same here. 100 a go at the hair dressers. Occasionally it looks more blonde than it looked when she went. But that's about it.

    You women are mental. Why spend that much on something that grows back to how it was.... At least spending 100 on an item which you can keep, means you can look at it and such....
    yeah, spending thousands on something you could crash the next day is a much more worthwhile investment lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by sportstractor View Post
    yeah, spending thousands on something you could crash the next day is a much more worthwhile investment lol
    Hmmmm. A fair point....
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    Quote Originally Posted by sportstractor View Post
    yeah, spending thousands on something you could crash the next day is a much more worthwhile investment lol
    lol, good job I didnt say that lol


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    women on cars ...

    her...I saw a lovely car today
    him oh what was it
    her... it was small and red you know one of those
    red to red black to black blue to bits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    lol, good job I didnt say that lol
    I wouldn't of minded, twas a fair point!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by fingermouse View Post
    women on cars ...
    her...I saw a lovely car today
    him oh what was it
    her... it was small and red you know one of those
    Or you can get women like my missus.... I asked her when her MOT is due, she says "not sure", goes to get the paperwork and says she can't find the 'new' MOT but found the old one that expired 3 months ago, so I asked her if she remembers having it MOT'd in the last 3 months, she responds "not sure".

    Turns out that she'd been driving without an MOT for the last 3 months, guess whose fault that'll be then? Yup, mine! Oh, and this was on new years eve, she wanted to know if I could take her car to be tested tomorrow.....uh..NO!

    Women, you can't live with them and you can't live with them (no, I meant exactly what I typed!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    sooo true, maybe you would notice then if she got it all shaved off next time!!! You'd notice then!!! (may not like!!! haa haa or maybe you would!)
    She could walk in looking like Megan Fox and I wouldn't notice LOL.... for all I know she is Megan Fox!

    Second thoughts, maybe not

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    I'd be quite impressed, at least she knew it was an S3...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imteyaz View Post
    ...Women, you can't live with them and you can't live with them (no, I meant exactly what I typed!)
    My personal favourite is... "Women, can't live with them, can't shoot them..." (quote from True Lies)

    It should be noted that I am in no way sexist.... just married with 2 daughters!!! I'M SURROUNDED!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tufftybloke View Post
    My personal favourite is... "Women, can't live with them, can't shoot them..." (quote from True Lies)
    My favourite from that film was:

    Harry: You tell on me, I tell on you.
    Gib: What are you talking about, I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm as clean as...
    Harry: What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?
    Gib: You knew about that?
    Harry: Uh-huh.
    Gib: OK, let's take Franklin, it's a lot quicker...
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    My other one being:

    Gib: So your life's in the crapper. So you wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!
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    My favourite quote is: "The female of the species is more deadlier than the male", as quoted on some wildlife documentary, only I think it applies to all females in both animal and human form!

    God, I hope the 'trouble and strife' don't ever read this....
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    When I bought my S3 off the previous owner, my wife asked me what the car was like when I got home. I just said "shiny and fast"... She was happy with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Doctor View Post
    I just said "shiny and fast"... She was happy with that.

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    why do we put ourselves through so much punishment.....

    whilst waiting for the F1 to start there was this crappy politics show on where they were talking about why we dont have more women MP's..... an educated labour spokeswoman said 'there are plenty of women that are more than capable of the job, but they dont get picked which is what we need to change' - meaning we need to change it 'because' they are women and not because people prefer the male standings at the time

    and they say we are the thicker of the species - do my nut in

    get the chains out fellas, we'll be the ones chaining ourselves to Downing Street before the end of this century
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    The missus...

    Quote Originally Posted by Imteyaz
    My favourite quote is: "The female of the species is more deadlier than the male", as quoted on some wildlife documentary, only I think it applies to all females in both animal and human form
    A songs lyrics wasn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    LMAO all I'd have to do is change my plate and she'd be none the wiser
    From her observations so far, you sure you'd even have to do that

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