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    Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    i know its childish but i could not help it!!



    i could not help it! lol

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    Back in a turbo!

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    Testing dodgy Chinese gear...

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    Brilliant!! Being childish keeps you young at heart mate, don't beat yourself up!

    Plus it's great fun!!
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    Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    lmfao!!! the last 15 mins have been the funniest ever!! just done the skool run, and you should see some of the looks i got from the lard arse mums! whilst the fittys were laughing the fat ones were throwing daggers at me and the missis!! ROFL i have not laughed so much in ages! lol

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    LMFAO, As much as I do find it funny, it just awaiting a nice fat keyed car mate.

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    Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    im insured fk em! lol

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    Yeah & I bet you will say that, when you see a fat bird has sat on it & crushed the fecker lmfao

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    lmao love it mate


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    haha made my day always wanted something like that on my car a friend had a really rude one on his till he got arrested for it lol

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    Quattro ist für sissies

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    lmao thats really rude but true an funny lol

    Be prepared for some nice rolls/grooves on your bonnet

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    Quote Originally Posted by S3 BUH View Post
    a friend had a really rude one on his till he got arrested for it
    Care to elaborate.

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    Your's is next mate lol!

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    The Clar!! it mouves!!!

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    haha love it....very offensive but who gives a ****.... too many PC people out there

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    Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    but its factual with the "car will scrape bit!!" lol

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    Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    heres my other little one.... to take this piss out me self...



    tehehe!

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    Alpine looks like you've done a good job of removing the 1.8 badge mate!
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    Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    car came like it unfortunatly. no matter how much compound and elbow grease it will not come out. its etched into the paint

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    Had same issue, got some G3 on it & seems to have disappeared.

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    My other car is a MINI!!!!

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    was your car not originally a turbo then Alpine?
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    on ebay you can buy bye bye R32 stickers for edition 30 golfs which makes plenty of sense
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    Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prawn View Post
    was your car not originally a turbo then Alpine?
    yeh it was, you just cant see the T in that pic mate.

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    on ebay you can buy bye bye R32 stickers for edition 30 golfs which makes plenty of sense
    yeh i see those lol... maybe when im mapped n ting! lol

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    and then you come across a supercharged R32 and eat your words lol
    red to red black to black blue to bits

 

 

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