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    The Clar!! it mouves!!!

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    Does your car 'Jizz' under acceleration

    mine does!!!! when i boot it from 1st or 2nd..... the rear washer lets out a 2-3 inch spurt....is this my car having its own personality or does everyones do it lol
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    LOL sick mate, maybe it just gets excited under hard acceleration
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    Lucky the Clios have overtaken you by that point else it could be annoying for them being squirted on...

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    you total and utter B*****d
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    You knows it!

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    Mine used to do this, but then the rear wash stopped working. Going to hopefully fix it this weekend.

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    ah so it could seen as an indicator....a tool that we live with but dont realise why its there (much like Grathies)
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    Careful Tim, you were almost in danger of being funny! Mind you, Clio owners think your hillarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by grathies View Post
    Careful Tim, you were almost in danger of being funny! Mind you, Clio owners think your hillarious
    Yeah, but Clio owners have to have a major sense of humour to choose a Clio over all the other cars out there!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by grathies View Post
    Careful Tim, you were almost in danger of being funny! Mind you, Clio owners think your hillarious
    Cheers James......... Graths,you mean funnier than your smelling....sorry..spelling...simply hil'l'arious
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    Yeah, Ive never been great at that! Not what my fingers were created to do

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    lol....sausage fingers
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    Quote Originally Posted by vanilla_ice View Post
    Mine used to do this, but then the rear wash stopped working. Going to hopefully fix it this weekend.

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    Fixed - the jet was full of black gunk, but not anymore.

    Can't comment on the jizz at this stage as I haven't been out for a blast yet.


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