I seem to offend people on here but ive only bought my S3 for...

[marmite]

Can we make it too page 5 before the night is out

 

[Stewart]

Your wish is the forum's command

 

[marmite]

Yippee made it to 5 pages now!!!!

 

[jojo]

Lock it please, if MingBlue keeps thanking Ess for his posts, we won't be able to catch him lol.

 

[john2garden]

Lock it please, if MingBlue keeps thanking Ess for his posts, we won't be able to catch him lol.

Yeah, whats all those 'thanks' for from her? Are they courting?

 

[voorhees]

seems to be popular....the thread that is

 

[L1 HCS]

I think he's great!...

 

[leecs3]

Lock it please, if MingBlue keeps thanking Ess for his posts, we won't be able to catch him lol.

I've noticed that. Wonder if he bought Ess Three a Valentines....lol

 

[voorhees]

I've noticed that. Wonder if he bought Ess Three a Valentines....lol

He's a lady

 

[marmite]

six pages???
Buy a RS6
Loads of room, power, 4 doors, big boot, big wheels, big brakes and alot of toys

Or Immo yellow S3 and all the mods to it!!!

 

[marmite]

I've noticed that. Wonder if he bought Ess Three a Valentines....lol

Sorry mate but he is a SHE!!!

 

[leecs3]

Sorry mate but he is a SHE!!!

Get your coat Glenn, you've pulled!!

 

[marmite]

Get your coat Glenn, you've pulled!!

Ouch..he may bit to that...or is jealousy setting in??

 

[Ess_Three]

He's a lady

'He' certainly is a lady...and a very pretty one too!

Sadly though...not involved with me!!

 

[Ess_Three]

Get your coat Glenn, you've pulled!!

Woohoo!!

 

[Ess_Three]

six pages???
Buy a RS6
Loads of room, power, 4 doors, big boot, big wheels, big brakes and alot of toys

Or Immo yellow S3 and all the mods to it!!!

Let's see if I can upset the RS6 owners too...

If I ever need to move a wardrobe at nearly 200 MPH whilst wearing my carpet slippers and smoking a pipe...I'll opt for an RS6 Avant!!

Come on Si...I have a net ready to catch your toys as you toss them out of your pram!

 

[Ess_Three]

Like your sig voorhees...

cotton-wool club member

Don't put yourself down though...That's my job.
Apparently.

 

[broomes3]

Will B has gone a bit quiet since he started this thread

 

[s3sam]

very quite, wonder why!

 

[Stewart]

LOL, lmao in fact, was laughing so much I nearly bought myself a beer (hey, im a northerner!)... Feck it, third bottle of wine is calling and I feel the need to taunt

 

[s3sam]

good call!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ess_Three]

B'stards.
Stop talking of beer/wine...
Some of us are without access to such delights for the next few days...

 

[Stewart]

Hic

 

[marmite]

Let's see if I can upset the RS6 owners too...

I doubt that will happen buddy

If I ever need to move a wardrobe at nearly 200 MPH whilst wearing my carpet slippers and smoking a pipe...I'll opt for an RS6 Avant!!

carpet slipper and pipe, you missed flat cap.......a must to be a member of the Porsche owners club!

Come on Si...I have a net ready to catch your toys as you toss them out of your pram!

No Toys to throw today......

too thick skined to get upset

 

[marmite]

Page 6 is just round corner.....

 

[Hotscar]

Ess will be up soon!

 

[mad max]

and they all lived happily ever after................................the end

 

[jojo]

I must bring balance to the Force!, anyone else needs a thanks?

 

[nicklght]

yeah me please ive got no thanks! carry on with the banter everyone its entertaining!

 

[nicklght]

he he thanks! Now ive got 2! Wohoo! Cheered me up as ive got a stinking hangover today! Thanks!

 

[smitch]

If I ever need to move a wardrobe at nearly 200 MPH whilst wearing my carpet slippers and smoking a pipe...I'll opt for an RS6 Avant!!

 

[smitch]

he he thanks! Now ive got 2! Wohoo! Cheered me up as ive got a stinking hangover today! Thanks!

Mate, i was out til stoopid o'clock last night and i'm at work and feel **** so i feel ya pain x 2!

To top it off, when i woke up on my sofa this morning melting cos i'd left the heating on nuclear heat the bit of skirt that came home with me had ****** off cos i fell asleep when she was giving me a massage.

She left a nice note to tell me though.....

 

[nicklght]

Lol nice 1 mate! Oh i feel for you aswell as im in work and have been since 7! More work means more money which means more to spend on my car!

 

[nicklght]

So was the bit of skirt you bought back as good as you thought she was last night? or was she a real stinker!

 

[rickquattro]

Look.

Everyone knows Denim Blue is fastest.

Especially the diesel version....

And as for Ess_Three, the scores are, as far as I am concerned:

Delivery 4.5/10 (after having a mauling myself)..
Content 9.5/10 (once you have got past the "Delivery"..

I for one have appreciated and used the stickies at the top of the thread.

Thats my 2p ....

 

[Ess_Three]

And as for Ess_Three, the scores are, as far as I am concerned:

Delivery 4.5/10 (after having a mauling myself)..
Content 9.5/10 (once you have got past the "Delivery"..

I for one have appreciated and used the stickies at the top of the thread.

Thats my 2p ....

Is that like getting a C-?
I guess I'd better book myself into finishing school, eh?

...and here I was thinking of a career in diplomacy.
You don't think that'll run?

 

[rodenal]

Quick Tangent to try and get to six pages

I was drinking from 6pm to 6am last night/this morning, and im only just sobering up, i seem to remember biting a hole in an inflatable shark that my mate was hitting me with in then club

Where said shark came from i dont know

why i bit it i dont know

The Tangent has now met another curve and you may all continue with the bickering match

 

[marmite]

Will these make page 6

We had a lovely AS meet in hertford today....

Have a look..http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/vbpicgallery.php?do=view&g=635

 

[john2garden]

Will these make page 6

We had a lovely AS meet in hertford today....

Have a look..http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/vbpicgallery.php?do=view&g=635

No but this might

 

[rodenal]

Not quite