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Thread: Ive found the worst looking car of all time..... lol

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    Ive found the worst looking car of all time..... lol


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    Saw the same car but in white on Saturday horrible!

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    That is one hound of a car. People spent money doing that!
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    eww, thats not pretty,
    never seen the display in the clocks as pixelated as that before either

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    eurgh! thats awful, looks like a transformer is about to bust out of it!

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    Horrible!!

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    This car honestly made me laugh.
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    looks like a genetically modified experiment gone wrong.

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    You can just about make out the word 'service' on the dis... doh!

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    Hey, someone has loved that car!




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    It looks like a Mac Track has been grafted on the front

    A red turd indeed

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    Can someone do a direct link to it so i can see it please....work restrictions on ebay

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    Thats ridiculous! And to put £1500 as a starting bid??? Come on now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alais DJA View Post
    Can someone do a direct link to it so i can see it please....work restrictions on ebay
    2 mins while i turn my lappy on
    My Build Thread... Nothing too special


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    To do : Front and Rear 25mm ARB, Strut Brace, Adjustable Droplinks, Poly Red DogBone, Remap, FMIC... to be completed


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    RED TURD







    Last edited by deeman88; 29th March 2012 at 13:46.

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    It has a Fiat Stilo look to it.

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    And no wonder there are no bidders!! This car is simply vomiting horrible! I would buy it just to burn it and save it ever being on the road!!
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    Nice pixel display....loving that it needs "service"

    Truley a complete hybrid of parts that must have been on sale

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    I'd happily plow into the back of that, just to write it off
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    Quote Originally Posted by deeman88 View Post
    Thats ridiculous! And to put £1500 as a starting bid??? Come on now
    Optimistic; overvalued by about....

    .....

    ..... £1499.99
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    to get it serviced or to buy **** bodykit that is the question
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackie View Post
    It looks like a Mac Track has been grafted on the front

    A red turd indeed
    ROFL , yes very ungly car indeed poor A3 got Mutated

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    He clearly thinks the car will sell it self judging by the information on the advert!!

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    someone should place a starting bid...what do you reckon....£14.99?

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    that would be my final bid

    also has anyone ever posted something like this and it turned out to be a members motor?
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    Lol A3 Oly, id love to see the new owner on the furum in a weeks time posting and showing off his new fabulous ride in the "Post your car pics thread" lool. +1 for the wuattro boys
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    his face would be a picture when he stumbles on this thread m
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    Lol. He'll be thinking..."should have bought that diesel stilo ffs"
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    should have gone to spacsavers
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    Quote Originally Posted by A3 Oly View Post
    his face would be a picture when he stumbles on this thread m
    Would be even funnier if he rolled up at AITP

    Anyone close to west brom that can go do some tyre kicking
    Last edited by damo.h; 29th March 2012 at 23:31.
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Would be even funnier if he rolled up at ATIP

    Anyone close to west brom that can go do some tyre kicking
    Im not far Damo but I dont think I have the shame to embarrass myself looking at it in case I was seen lol.

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    That's my car you B@57@RD5, any more cussing, I'm going to ban you!

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    damnit! Erm... it wasnt me (shaggy's voice)
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    That's my car you B@57@RD5, any more cussing, I'm going to ban you!
    Please please can this be true, no wounded you'v had it in storage

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    That Audi looks horrible, maybe others think it looks nice but damn that was a waste of a really good car....... :-(
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