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    Another ridiculous power claim in ebay sales...

    1999 AUDI S3 QUATTRO SILVER 300BHP | eBay
    I really need to get my car mapped by the people who did this one .....
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    LOL looks ****e is overpriced asked him about the power upgrades ill screen shot his reply when he gets back to me LOL watch this space
    Audi S3 8L 2001 imola yellow autobahn tip, heatshield, metal mesh cone filter, apr r1 DV, REVO stage1, SPS box, Weitec coilovers, forge short shift kit, bosch aero wipers, 20mm rear spacers Wanted 3"Dp Decat rear arms pm me

    my progress thread http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/a3-s3-f...ss-thread.html

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    Well overpriced and the number plate ain't worth talkin about, and he doesn't even say who remapped it

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    wont reply knows hes a blagger lol loser
    Audi S3 8L 2001 imola yellow autobahn tip, heatshield, metal mesh cone filter, apr r1 DV, REVO stage1, SPS box, Weitec coilovers, forge short shift kit, bosch aero wipers, 20mm rear spacers Wanted 3"Dp Decat rear arms pm me

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    "REAR CALIPERS DISCS AND PADS £590" - Didn't know there was a Veyron upgrade for the A3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a3tdi2001 View Post
    "REAR CALIPERS DISCS AND PADS £590" - Didn't know there was a Veyron upgrade for the A3.
    guy is a complete waster wont answer any of my questions either!!!!! prob got nos too
    Audi S3 8L 2001 imola yellow autobahn tip, heatshield, metal mesh cone filter, apr r1 DV, REVO stage1, SPS box, Weitec coilovers, forge short shift kit, bosch aero wipers, 20mm rear spacers Wanted 3"Dp Decat rear arms pm me

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    Chris don't dislike the NoS.

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    lol NoS is quite good if installed correctly but this silver back S3 is such a blag lol worst colour too should be yellow hahaha
    Audi S3 8L 2001 imola yellow autobahn tip, heatshield, metal mesh cone filter, apr r1 DV, REVO stage1, SPS box, Weitec coilovers, forge short shift kit, bosch aero wipers, 20mm rear spacers Wanted 3"Dp Decat rear arms pm me

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    Quote Originally Posted by slinechris View Post
    lol NoS is quite good if installed correctly but this silver back S3 is such a blag lol worst colour too should be yellow hahaha
    You gotta love the nos baby

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    Hope he didn't pay for that number plate lol

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    Oh my, i dont know whats funnier, that plate or his interpretation of it... :@
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    Is he trying to say the number plate is a one off ? like every other one
    99' S3 APY currently just 007p, Badger 5 TIP, Customised Miltek non-res cat-back, Jetex cone, H&R Springs and Bilstein B8 Dampers ... 3" Downpipe, AH Fabrications FMIC and R-Tech Re-map on the way

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    Expensive Forge DV too.
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    Its worth paying just for that perfect whoooosh splittervalve whoooooosh splutter splutter Fail lol
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    Guess he's included the labour for the prices of those parts fitted.... What's the point of the plate if it's running '300bhp'? lol


    99' Audi S3(APY) - Brilliant Black Click>>>Going Sideways vid!
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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    I've already bought it

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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    Well she can get those shoes of the leather seats how dare she lol
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    Is that genuinely THAT overpriced?.
    Everyone on here must have picked up their s3's for pittance.

    [However, i also cant see it being 300hp]

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrCSW View Post
    Is that genuinely THAT overpriced?.
    Everyone on here must have picked up their s3's for pittance.

    [However, i also cant see it being 300hp]
    There are facelifts with <120k for less than £3.5k, I'm sure not all of them are lemons at that price.
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    True, however at that price most will be lemons.
    I dont see why ASN feel the need to put others cars down in this way. Someone could have been eyeing that car up and now been put off.

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    It could be the mapper whos told him hes got 300bhp after all, it looks like he got shafted on the parts....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrCSW View Post
    Is that genuinely THAT overpriced?.
    I think it is, mine cost the same and is 2 and half years newer with 30k less miles on...
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    I know a beaut of an s3 at a very reasonable price... lol

    that s4 is pretty much the same price as my RS, I know which I'd choose.

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    love the add - starting to hate it all at the same time...

    im half looking at upgrading from 1.8T to S3 and its just a minefield of overpriced or looking too good to be true..... tricky stuff.


    And yes his description of the reg plate is epic!

    He claims 300bhp but cant spell tuning - speaks volumes to me.....

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    He can't spell, full stop! Is the education in this country really that bad, that not only do we not teach people to spell but that they come from school so retarded that we are not telling them about spell checkers?
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