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    MY OPERATION TOMORROW im nervous.

    going in to hospital tomorrow im feeling a bit nervous.

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    best of luck dude

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    dont worry
    its what they do to ya when your under
    but you wont know unless they provide you with a dvd
    have fun

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    thankyou, im having a penile reduction, my wife is fed up with me casting a shadow on her whilst we are sunbathing on holiday whilst i am wearing my speedos. picis to follow.

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    you might be walking like john wayne when you come out!

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    Can u post me the cut off I'm quiet good with a needle and cotton

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    john wayne, i will be walking like john holmes when i walk in.

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    i havnt felt this nervous since landing on goose green, i can still hear the screems.

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    Lol are you drunk?....or have we got ouselves the ASN Jester...?

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    good luck mate, we all been there, from the last post it seemed you wanted to bump the wifey off without an airbag but hey ho good luck!

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    Hello there, I'm Shane's surgeon.

    Unfortunately the op was not a success as we couldn't find tweezers small enough to clamp the area mentioned...

    OH NO I DIDN'T!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shanejess View Post
    thankyou, im having a penile reduction, my wife is fed up with me casting a shadow on her whilst we are sunbathing on holiday whilst i am wearing my speedos. picis to follow.
    does it hang down in front of your eyes? or stand proud so you cant put a hat on?

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    Good luck mate

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    Soon from HE >>>>>>>>>> SHE what has this forum become like now!
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