MY OPERATION TOMORROW im nervous.

[shanejess]

going in to hospital tomorrow im feeling a bit nervous.

 

[S3 MCW]

best of luck dude

 

[hades-]

dont worry
its what they do to ya when your under
but you wont know unless they provide you with a dvd
have fun

 

[shanejess]

thankyou, im having a penile reduction, my wife is fed up with me casting a shadow on her whilst we are sunbathing on holiday whilst i am wearing my speedos. picis to follow.

 

[hilly]

you might be walking like john wayne when you come out!

 

[s3_stig]

Can u post me the cut off I'm quiet good with a needle and cotton

 

[shanejess]

john wayne, i will be walking like john holmes when i walk in.

 

[shanejess]

i havnt felt this nervous since landing on goose green, i can still hear the screems.

 

[s3dave]

Lol are you drunk?....or have we got ouselves the ASN Jester...?

 

[jdas03]

good luck mate, we all been there, from the last post it seemed you wanted to bump the wifey off without an airbag but hey ho good luck!

 

[DJ_Troopa]

If this isn't true, we will all catch you at the next show, pin you down, and chop it off completely LOL

Making jokes on ASN has its consequences you know

 

[JD09]

Hello there, I'm Shane's surgeon.

Unfortunately the op was not a success as we couldn't find tweezers small enough to clamp the area mentioned...

OH NO I DIDN'T!!

 

[bristolbaron]

thankyou, im having a penile reduction, my wife is fed up with me casting a shadow on her whilst we are sunbathing on holiday whilst i am wearing my speedos. picis to follow.

does it hang down in front of your eyes? or stand proud so you cant put a hat on?

 

[G60DAN]

Good luck mate

 

[S3KO4]

Soon from HE >>>>>>>>>> SHE what has this forum become like now!